Today: March 16, 2026
July 19, 2013
1 min read

People Claiming To Like New Daft Punk Album Are ‘Talking Pure Shite’ According To Doctors

A team of psychologists has released a report examining the public’s response to the underwhelming, Random Access Memories, by Daft Punk.

The study surveyed one hundred Daft Punk fans and while most agreed that the album was ‘meh’, they found that a small percentage claimed they ‘thought [the album] was better than Discovery,’ an assertion which psychologists have identified as ‘talking out of your arse.’

Study leader Dr. Brendan Cummings claimed, ‘This is a textbook case of trauma induced delusion – in which the person will try to overcome the traumatic feelings by claiming the complete opposite to be true. It’s like your girlfriend has gotten hugely fat but you choose to believe the opposite in spite of what your friends say. Daft Punk are essentially fat, past their best, girlfriends but the people claiming to love the album can’t see that.’

Previous Story

Berlin Nightclub Berghain Introduce Secret Handshake Door Policy

Next Story

Track Of The Day: Jerome Robins & Rashid Ajami – Unstoppable (Tube & Berger Remix)

Latest from Blog

DJ kink adds air fryer to studio setup

Kink Adds Airfryer To Live Setup

Much-loved Bulgarian House & Techno act, Kink, has this weekend added a Bosch Air Fryer to his live setup. “I fucking love it!” said KINK. “You can literally do anything with this