EDM producers all over the world were sent into a frenzy this week after English songstress Adele released the video to, Hello, the lead single of her upcoming album 25.
The demand for permission to remix the song, which is currently averaging over one million plays an hour on YouTube, was so high it was decided the only fair way to determine who could remix it was to let all EDM producers do it.
“So far we’re seeing about one hundred to one hundred and fifty remixes of the song being uploaded to the internet,” revealed EDM Producers’ Union spokesperson Max Jamming. “Unsurprisingly, a lot of them are rubbish and sound exactly the same but there has been one or two that sounded kinda alright, kinda.”
Experts are predicting that Hello will be the most remixed song of all time but expect the record to be short lived with the arrival of Adele’s album 25 imminent before the end of the year.
“Every single song on that album is going to be absolutely remixed to death,” claimed music journalist Mike Smith. “There’s something about the emotional wailing of a twenty-something English girl that really appeals to EDM producers. Maybe it has something to do with the majority of them being absolute pussies.”
“One thing that you can be certain of is, between the excessive airplay Adele will receive and the volume of horseshit remixes and bootlegs that will surface, you’ll be absolutely sick to death of listening to her moany voice in the very near future.”
