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A promoter in Syria has come under criticism from the international community after selling out his fiftieth consecutive boat party in record time. According to reports, the promoter in question isn’t even

A funeral procession in Berlin, Germany, was hijacked by a group of over eager clubbers who mistook the incident for a “techno parade”. The embarrassing mishap happened early Monday morning while the

A trance fan who attended a trans club night at the weekend was left confused and wondering why “all the blokes were dressed as birds. Martin Downes, a thirty-six-year-old plumber, claims to

Ed Sheeran’s attempts to be less of a fanny in 2017 have reportedly hit the rocks after the singer-songwriter was spotted crying while watching television. Sheeran had been hoping to shake off

English Drum and Bass stalwart Goldie has apparently cashed in on his infamous smile by selling his trademark gold teeth to Cash 4 Gold. Cash 4 Gold spokesperson Rob Yiblind refused to

The world’s leading purveyor of blank stares, David Guetta, has apparently been nominated for the Best Actor Oscar for his role in last year’s livestream from Tomorrowland. According to Hollywood sources, judges

Islington Council have warned that they may be forced to re-close Fabric after a street sweeper found an empty baggie in the ten mile “exclusion zone” around the nightclub. While it is

Part time electronic musician, and full-time social warrior and head melt, Moby, has finally taken his animal rights ideology too far by agreeing to marry a cow. Patsy, the lucky heifer, was

An ex soldier in the British Army has claimed that Afghanistan was a “walk in the park” after spending New Year’s Eve in Manchester city center. Peter Gleeson, who completed two tours

German techno institution Berghain have announced that they are too hold a one of nativity play in the Panorama Bar on Christmas Eve. According to Tama Sumo, the play director and Berghain