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Scotland’s answer to beige wallpaper and cucumber, Calvin Harris and Andy Murray, have released plans to open Scotland’s first ever charisma school. The unlikely couple, who met at a charity dinner earlier

Dutch EDM cheese monger Martin Garrix has reportedly been threatening local school children with wedgies, nuggies and wet willies if they don’t vote for him in DJ Mag’s Top 100 DJs poll.

In a bizarre turn of events, Native Americans have started to wear trilby hats to traditional rainmaking festivals. According to reports, the number of trilby hats visible at rainmaking festivals has gone

The world’s leading online mobile photo sharing social network, Instagram, have revealed that four out of five teenage girls don’t know what a smile is. The shocking statistic was revealed after Instagram

Sam Allardyce is reportedly set for a shock return to club management after being approached by London’s Egg nightclub. A quick return to club management seemed unlikely for the disgraced former England

ITV have announced that popular Saturday night TV show Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway has been cancelled amid crack smoking allegations. The accusations came after daytime TV host, and recovering crack

An Englishman has set a new world record by snorting a line of cocaine that was just over one thousand two hundred meters long. Peter Snout, know in his local community as

An English DJ who claimed that he’s “not in it for the money” has been confirmed as a compulsive liar. Robert Wellthorn, a.k.a. DJ Well T, claims to be one of Scunthorp’s

A man has reportedly been hospitalised with “severe head injuries” after a new track that he was listening to “blew his mind”. Although the track in question cannot be named for legal

An entire squad is in mourning this afternoon after one of Britain’s top lads died of, what doctors are calling, a banter overdose. James “Jimmy” Loftus is believed to have suffered a