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A crowdfunding website set up specifically to buy drugs, called Chipping In, has proven to be a huge success, according to Wunderground sources. Chipping In CEO Paul Esco-Barr claims that he came

An Englishman has admitted that he only takes pills as an excuse for having a tiny cock. Peter Weacock, better known as Peewee Cock, admitted that he takes “up to twelve” pills

A local parish priest has claimed that he prefers the “holy spirit” because it is easily “ten times stronger than vodka”. Speaking between sips of the aforementioned holy spirit, Father Todd Unctious

English celebrity TV chef Jamie Oliver has announced that he is to release a brand new cookery book, called Cooking With Smack, just in time for Christmas. Oliver, best known for shaming

Paris Hilton has reportedly secured a full season residency in Pacha next summer by buying the club and the entire brand. Hilton is believed to be considering a “seven nights a week”

The latest online statistics have revealed that DJing is now the most listed profession on the business-oriented social networking service LinkedIn. According to LinkedIn analysts, approximately eighty percent of the sites members

Richie Hawtin has announced plans to launch his PLAYdifferently Mk II mixer early next year. The original mixer received mixed reviews upon its release earlier this year due to its technical capabilities

A Japanese woman has shocked her entire community by growing an “incredible beard”, according to Wunderground’s Asian correspondent Taki Hideaki. Suki Aoki, from the remote village of Takayama, is believed to have

The latest statistics from the internet suggest the entire world was tuned into Be-At.tv last night to watch the final installment of Carl Cox’s Music is Revolution night in Space Ibiza. According

A bloke frantically searching for Ketamine at a house party has claimed that he would happily “suck a horses cock for free ket”. Michael O’Brien, a twenty three year old from Dublin,