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According to the latest research, full pills are now practically impossible to swallow, despite being smaller than the average food morsel swallowed during eating. Our sources indicate that pill manufacturers are actively

Nobody’s favourite DJ, Paris Hilton, has announced that she is set to open the world’s first nightclub that will cater exclusively for dogs. Hilton, whose DJ career has been likened to some

One of the music industry’s leading manufacturers of sound systems, Funktion-One, have announced they are set to trial a brand new system that will allow people to smell the music. The system,

In a shocking turn of events, Nina Kraviz has been revealed as the President of the Russian Federation, Vladimir Putin, in a wig. The revelation was uncovered after an eagle-eyed onlooker noticed

A modern day Jesus has reportedly turned water into wine by adding a total of thirty-nine other ingredients to it. Full-time carpenter, and amateur homebrew enthusiast, Joe Hova claims to have discovered

According to the latest statistics, all music produced before 2005 is now considered old school. Research carried out by DJ Mag, the world’s most “finger on the pulse” dance music publication, found

This week’s Masterchef Final is set to feature the show’s first-ever “Meth Test” where contestants will be asked to cook crystal meth. According to the show’s producers, the current format has stagnated

The international dance music community has been left in shock after a DJ performed an entire set without streaming any of it live on Facebook. The little-known DJ, Martin Stiles, a.k.a DJ

Shocking statistics from the drug world have confirmed that approximately twenty percent of cocaine falls back out of your nose. According to research, only fifty percent of cocaine, worldwide, actually makes it

In Catholic news, techno DJs and priests are now reportedly almost impossible to tell apart. According to the latest research, four out of every five dance music fans have “extreme difficulty” telling