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Producers of the popular children’s educational TV show Sesame Street have announced they are to introduce a new drug addict character to the show later this year. Ricky the Rat, a crack

A man who accidentally wore a fitbit to a rave has set a new world record for steps taken in a single exercise session. James Buckley claims he had been wearing his

A man who has recently signed up as an Uber driver is slowly coming to the conclusion that he is nothing more than a glorified drug courier. Barry Stones, thirty-three, claims that

A recent survey carried out in a nightclub VIP area found that there was a grand total of zero important people present at the time of the survey. According to sources, the

Martin Scorsese has reportedly been hired to direct the after movie of this year’s Tomorrowland Festival in an attempt to alter public opinion of Belgium’s premier EDM event. Tomorrowland bosses have been

Steve Aoki has announced that he is to scrap his plans to be cryogenically frozen after doctors confirmed they will not be able to freeze any cake. Earlier this year, Aoki announced

A man who spent forty days and forty nights on the sesh has told close friends that he now believes he is the son of God. According to Mark Reynolds, a twenty-six-year-old

Psytrance fans all over the world are bracing themselves for their annual wash ahead of this year’s festival season. Every year, on the last Sunday in May, the psytrance community take to

An English pyromaniac has confirmed that he is definitely getting lit this weekend. Ian “The Flame” Hendry, a twenty-three-year-old liability, has revealed that he will be attending Inferno, his favourite club night,

One of the world’s leading gynaecologists has confirmed that the American President, Donald Trump, is, in fact, a cunt. Dr Michael McGee, who claims to have developed a passion for vaginas at