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Drug users all over the world are celebrating today after drugs were officially declared the winner in the war on drugs. The news brings an end to a long and bloody war,

A man who has been described as “too cheap to pay into clubs” has claimed that after parties are the new parties. Brian Burrows claims he doesn’t like clubs because they are

A man at a party who has a completely blocked nose has come to the conclusion that he’s just going to keep sniffing lines anyway. Billy Andrews, made the decision based on

An elderly English man who bought what he believed to be a stick of rock while on holidays in New York has been arrested for possession of crack cocaine. Kenneth Winters, a

A party in Dublin, Ireland, has ended in disaster after three different people claimed ownership of a fifty euro note which was sitting on the kitchen table. The note in question, a

Pot heads across the world are now reportedly leaving ninety percent of sentences unfinished, according to High Times magazine. In an article that was nearly impossible to read due most of the

A man who was accidentally given a blood transfusion from Pete Doherty in a London hospital is in a stable condition after overdosing on The Libertines frontman’s blood. Gerard Mcallister was rushed

Cocoon In The Park have announced that they are to use the bold new format of having one good sound system and one good DJ play at a time at this year’s

A child who was conceived at last year’s Glastonbury festival was yesterday christened Sasha Pills Ket O’Reilly. The baby’s mother, Mary O’Reilly, claimed Sasha’s christening was the “third best day” of her

Bahamian reggae fusion group the Baha Men have confirmed that it was actually them who let the dogs out. Band member Patrick Carey spilled the beans for the first time since the