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An out of touch 35-year-old clubber has become the laughing stock of an entire generation after he foolishly put a gram of bath salts into a bath full of hot water. Martin O’Meara,

English beatboxer extraordinaire, Beardyman, has been confirmed to play the comical sound effects mouthpiece, Larvelle Jones, in the latest instalment of crime fighting caper Police Academy. Beardyman, real name Darren Foreman, will

Six people have been hospitalised for poisoning in New York city after trap pioneer DJ Carnage farted in the elevator of an upmarket apartment block. The six victims were rushed to the

Hairy Australian EDM artist, Tommy Trash, has reportedly been cast to play Chewella, the Wookie wife of Chewbacca, in the upcoming eighth episode of the Star Wars movie franchise. The aptly named

A crusty psytrance fan from Birmingham, England, has apparently mistaken his unhygienic and unwashed penis for the popular Israeli psytrance duo Infected Mushroom. Ben Reynolds, who also DJs under the name DJ

Reports emerging from the fiery, sulfurous pits of hell today indicate that Satan is set to invoice Skrillex and Diplo for their souls after the pair invited pop poster boy, Justin Bieber,

Paris Hilton’s summer residency at Amnesia has been cast into doubt today after the superclub claimed they can’t remember making the offer to the hotel heiress. Hilton enjoyed a brief but successful

The BBC have announced that fictional television and radio personality, Alan Partridge, is set to host a new EDM show on Radio 1. Partridge, best known for presenting The Day Today and

Dutch trance DJ Dash Berlin has reportedly scored a massively disappointing one out of twenty in an online geography test. Dash, real name Jeffrey Sutorius, was rated a “geographical imbecile” by the

A wedding in Providence, Rhode Island, last weekend has been ruined after the groom accidentally served guests ketamine instead of powdered alcohol. Groom, Elvis Montello, made the mistake after buying the powdered