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A cloakroom attendant has been told she will only have to sell half as many tickets as the DJ to secure her job in a local nightclub. Amy Swan, who will have

German techno stalwart, and part time Moby impersonator, Sven Väth has reportedly been given the gift of hair by Danish toy manufacturers Lego. Lego, who have recently launched a brand new Berghain

An up and coming DJ has turned pro after earning his first drink tokens at a gig last Saturday. Wayne Mason, aka DJ No Wayne, is believed to be “over the moon”

The latest reports suggest that drinking at breakfast is now perfectly acceptable, but only if you call it brunch instead. Numbers of people enjoying brunch are up by approximately five million percent

In breaking news from the session community, all social occasions are now being used as an excuse to get on the bag. According to Chief Sesh Gremlin Patsy White, any occasion that

A techno loving German doctor, who specialises in cardiovascular diseases, is reportedly refusing to listen to heartbeats lower than 140BPM. Mario Braun, one of the leading doctors in his field, has recently

Listening to the tunes you liked when you are growing up has been described as the best possible reminder of how much of a numpty you used to be. Music snobs all

An Irishman’s back garden is now almost entirely made up of empty beer bottles. Paddy Delaney, a thirty one year old construction worker from Dublin, has been collecting the empty vessels in

An English promoter has decided to make his twin children sell tickets to their own party in a bid to compensate for running costs. Charles Barry, the owner of Charlie’s Bar, Kents

A Vinyl snob has insisted that the only thing he prefers to listen to over the sound of vinyl, is the sound of his own voice talking about vinyl. Presley Nantwich, a