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Coca-Cola Ten Times More Harmful Than Regular Coke

A scientific study has confirmed that drinking Coca-Cola is ten times more harmful to humans than snorting cocaine. The study, carried out in universities all over the world, found that Coca-Cola had
December 13, 2017

Soundcloud Take Down DJ’s Christmas Decorations

Soundcloud have reportedly removed an entire house worth of Christmas decorations from a DJ’s house due to potential licensing issues. Andrew Handsfield, aka DJ Handy Andy, was left fuming after Soundcloud employees
December 13, 2017

Yoda A Ketamine Addict Is He

Star Wars favourite Yoda has shocked the entire Star Wars community by admitting that he has been an intergalactic ketamine addict for the last forty years. According to the little green man,
December 13, 2017

Mr Bean Named New Resident DJ For Es Paradis

In a rather surprising turn of events, Mr Bean has been named as a resident DJ in Ibiza’s Es Paradis nightclub. Mr Bean, played by the rather annoying actor Rowan Atkinson, will
December 13, 2017

Late Nite Tuff Guy Really Nice During The Day

In an attempt to soften his reputation ahead of the quickly approaching Australian festival season, Late Nite Tuff Guy has revealed that he is actually really nice during the day. Speaking exclusively
December 6, 2017
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