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Carol singers all over the city of Liverpool have abandoned conventional song choice and in favour of singing CamelPhat and Elderbrook’s massive club hit, Cola, on repeat. Merseyside sources claim that the

A young Dublin based DJ has made the decision to quit music to concentrate on being a dickhead. Brian O’Neil, who last played a gig in 2011, officially announced his retirement from

A scientific study has confirmed that drinking Coca-Cola is ten times more harmful to humans than snorting cocaine. The study, carried out in universities all over the world, found that Coca-Cola had

Soundcloud have reportedly removed an entire house worth of Christmas decorations from a DJ’s house due to potential licensing issues. Andrew Handsfield, aka DJ Handy Andy, was left fuming after Soundcloud employees

Representatives from the Vatican have revealed the the Church will soon add “thou shalt not play tech house” to the ten commandments. Cardinal Alan Stones claims that “The Holy Father got news

Star Wars favourite Yoda has shocked the entire Star Wars community by admitting that he has been an intergalactic ketamine addict for the last forty years. According to the little green man,

In a rather surprising turn of events, Mr Bean has been named as a resident DJ in Ibiza’s Es Paradis nightclub. Mr Bean, played by the rather annoying actor Rowan Atkinson, will

In an attempt to soften his reputation ahead of the quickly approaching Australian festival season, Late Nite Tuff Guy has revealed that he is actually really nice during the day. Speaking exclusively

An Australian festival has become the world’s first event to introduce a “no dickheads policy” in an attempt to stop “bogans” gaining entry. Electric Gardens, which takes place on 27 January 2018