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A Colombian horse, who is in search of a new life, has reportedly contacted a local drug cartel to ask whether or not he can become a drug mule. The six-year-old horse,

Lithuania’s highest-profile homophobe, Ten Walls, has reportedly removed American Beauty from his favourite movie list. Ten Walls, real name Marijus Adomaitis, took the evasive action after the movie’s lead star, Kevin Spacey,

The world’s leading professional social media platform, LinkedIn, have confirmed that the act of coming down is now considered a full-time job for almost five million people. Listed as one of the

Interpol has this afternoon issued a statement warning people all over the world about a current batch of Donald Trump pills that are actually extra strong laxatives. According to the statement, the

A deaf man, who has absolutely no concept of music, has confirmed that the genre grime is, in fact, still shit. Jacob Anderton, who was born deaf, responded to claims that grime

The UK’s biggest selling grime artist, Stormzy, has announced that he is set to step away from music in order to pursue a career as a BBC weatherman. Stormzy, best known for

A man who placed a tab of acid between two ecstasy tablets has claimed to have invented the “ultimate club sandwich”. Twenty-four-year-old Iver Tickle claims that he got the inspiration from the

Doctors have issued a stark warning to all tropical house fans and insisted that anyone who continues to listen to the genre is significantly increasing their chance of getting cancer. Sources within

Official figures have shown the number of new slang names invented for drugs has risen above twenty thousand for the first time since 1978. According to reports, the exact number of new

Farmyard sources have confirmed that a number of horses have started to recreationally use human tranquilisers. The horses, who are mostly found in northern England, can often be seen rolling around the