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A four-thousand-page document, released today by the Legalise Cannabis movement, has revealed that recent clinical trials show weed smokers are, on average, seventeen times more likely to talk about doing something rather

Fans of techno and sucking the fun out of things by excessively over analysing them were both equally thrilled earlier today when human dot-matrix printout Jeff Mills broke a world record by

A Vegan briefly stopped extolling their higher moral place in society at a dinner party late last night to instead express their shock and outrage upon learning that the new five pound

DJ Mag have just announced that votes for the infamous DJ Mag Top 100, which has in the past seen such luminary talent voids as Martin Garrix, Hardwell and an actual bag

A recent survey in populist drinkers bible Lash Magazine has seen Red Dwarf legend, part-time DJ and full time PR car-crash Craig Charles come out on top again, having been voted “DJ

A nightclub in East London has been at the centre of a publicity shit storm after banning all liquids from their venue, amid fears for customer’s “cameraphones, Huaraches and Supreme jackets”. The

The European Commission made waves earlier today when they announced that England is to be renamed Poundland post-Brexit, after failing to keep up repayments on its Eurozone debts. The move comes after

A student who who recently graduated from Ravensbourne College has sensationally announced, via social media, that he will be going travelling “for about the next 12 months or as long as it

In an announcement that has caused both indignation and disbelief amongst the music festival community, organisers of popular Suffolk chin-stroke-athon Latitude earlier this week announced, via a blog post on the side

The political world was rocked earlier today when interplanetary symbol of hate and above average table-tennis player Adolf Hitler, a man once described by Kim Jong-Il as “a bit of an egotist