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A small town in Norfolk was at the center of an independent report carried out by Trading Standards yesterday evening which confirmed that local Norwich dealer “Little” Pete Alexander was actually just

There have been cheers of joy across the nation today as NATO unveiled their plans to drop Suffolk born human gingham shirt and all round sodden mess Ed Sheeran on some of

A freak power cut at the head office of Dutch quality vacuum Spinnin’ Records yielded some surprise results yesterday when members of staff suddenly became aware they have been releasing the same

There were red faces all ‘round at a Center Parcs resort in Suffolk this week when a group of NHS Gynecology specialists mistook a group of bearded hipsters for a roving pack

Long time Jungle DJ Anthony Manley, aka DJ Knucklefunk, of Newark, Lincolnshire, who has been playing a ‘91 – 93 “classics” set since August 1993, has finally admitted he might start to

A secret dossier leaked to Wunderground by a disgruntled ex-Def Jam employee (possibly early noughties southern emcee Fam-Lay) has sensationally revealed that Rita Ora was purpose grown in a laboratory as spare

A girl at a house party who spent the entire night explaining to everyone she spoke to that “her friends think [she’s] mental” has recently been revealed as extremely fucking bland. Revelers

A shock statement issued by the NHS this morning has revealed that doctors are now prescribing that Dutch taste vacuum Tiësto be pumped into terminal wards at high volume 24 hours a

Research compiled from a recent survey by the National Waiters Association (N.W.A) has revealed that Sliders are the novelty food currently most likely to be eaten by “cunts”. We spoke with O’Shea

There was controversy and outrage outside Fabric London earlier this week as a group of techno fans were mistaken for a Hitler Youth group by over privileged Farringdon locals and subsequently rushed