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Every passive aggressive person’s favourite force “Karma” has this morning bit back at an Afghan-based suicide bomber who had forgotten to set his clock forward by one hour. The unnamed bomber based

Jesus has this morning finally waved goodbye to a recent bout of blue balls after he finally got laid in the tomb this weekend. Two thousand and sixteen year old Jesus Christ

A 28 year old man from Bristol, UK has been hailed as an “all round top bloke” and “one of the nicest chaps you are ever likely to meet” by friends and

A new father who claimed his raving days were numbered has recently been spotted in world famous nightspot Fabric. On the birth of his first child, thirty four year old Kyle Beckett

We Are FSTVL organisers have today confirmed that the Do Not Sleep stage at this year’s festival is actually just a reminder that there is no on site camping. The decision to

Self proclaimed “full time banter assassin” Ricky Dick has just this morning hatched a master plan that he claims will leave his poor mother “in convulsions of laughter” as he walks out

[iframe src=”http://download.mostv.sharp-stream.com/mostvlive.html” width=”100%” height=”200″] Tonight, Ministry of Sound risk their lives, their reputation and their club as they hand the keys to their main room over to Wunderground and give us carte

Everybody loves a happy ending! Princesses, princes, little girls, talking frogs and of course big-name shitehead DJs. But which of these two big name shitehead DJs do you think could last the

A London man who has been invited to Abode In The Park by a friend is now nervous at the thought of attending a party in a homeless shelter, it has emerged.