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International trade unions have today announced that having diarrhea will no longer be a valid excuse for missing work on Mondays due to the number of people purposely using the illness to

The International Little People Association or IPLA have today announced a total overhaul of their organisation which will see them adopt Green Velvet’s recent hit Bigger Than Prince as their official theme

It’s something of a mystery that Starcadian isn’t absolutely blowing up right now cause his debut album, Sunset Blood, is an absolute gem. Honestly, get it into your ears. If you’re in

Friday’s Track Of The Day is Flatter To Deceive by Dave Seaman. The English producer has been an ever present in the world of electronic music for as long as this Wunderground

It has been sensationally revealed today that every single DJ biography that appears on social media profiles, Soundcloud artist pages and press packs, is actually just a “random jumble of buzzwords” that

Optometrists at the annual Let’s Stamp Out Crossed Eyes Convention have announced that a small amount of ketamine is the perfect cure for strabismus or crossed eyes as it is more commonly

A pretentious twat bored the ears off existence today when at a local gluten-free coffee shop he regaled a group of his “besties” with repeated insistence that he had been to Berlin’s

Was listening to Selected Ambient Works on the bus as the sun was going down today and just got that uplifting excited feeling that summer was just around the corner, this time

Parent groups across the country spoke out today against what they described as the “constant misrepresenting of the glamorous drug taking lifestyle” on television and in movies. Suggesting that the practice of “barely

Jamie Jones, owner of record label Hot Creations and co-founder of dance music giants Hot Natured is currently one of the most prominent figures in electronic music. Recently voted 9th in the