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Berlin techno DJ, Ben Klock, was today delighted to learn that his jawline has been named “the world’s straightest surface” by an esteemed panel of scientists expert in measuring “straight things”. Mr. Klock, who

In a recent interview at the A State of Trance event in Utrecht, Dutch DJ Hardwell, made the trite and self evident observation that he was “sick of what was going on in

Idiots across the country have today come out in defense of opening a beer bottle with your teeth, claiming that it is “undeniable proof of manliness” and that men who don’t do

A drug reference in a song, how cool, how subversive…(sarcasm). That’d be the normal response to drug references in songs but I do actually quite like this track, it has a certain

Families around the country have been praising popular drug ketamine as “the perfect condiment” for morning toast calling it “the marmite of the psychotropic world”. The drug, used popularly as a tranquilizer

Russian president and bastion of manliness, Vladimir Putin, has insisted that dance music be banned from the Olympic village in Sochi on the grounds that it is “too gay”. Russia, which has

Dance music fans were shocked to discover that an up and coming London DJ, Alan Barnett, who has opened for some big name acts and is generating buzz online, is a reasonably

Alex Torres used to be able to be a carefree young man dancing the night away on Miami Beach. Now, his life is a jumble of boring, monotonous responsibility, and he says

In a shocking move announced today at the “Financial Forecast Seminar” in Bern, Switzerland, International Bankers have moved to further minimise Minimal Techno. The statement, issued after three days of intense negotiations,