Nathon Woodhead

A man whose love-buzz has finally worn off has admitted the girl he pulled was in fact ugly and certainly not wife material. Twenty four year old builder, Robbie Pressman, is believed

It has been reported that legendary DJ Sasha has punched a man in the face after being asked to play Encore Une Fois for the millionth time. UK born Sasha, real name

A well-known UK dance music festival has announced that it is going to swap its main stage for a CrossFit area due to popular demand. The announcement, which was made last week,

A local drug dealer has been sacked by his gangland bosses after failing to describe the pills he was selling as “banging”. Thirty three year old Wayne Best, from South-East London, is

It has been reported that a game of ‘Musical Statues’ at a children’s birthday party has been won by an adult on Ketamine. Eight year old Jamie Burke from Liverpool, England, is

A girl who moaned “these pills are shit” has been found wide awake seventy two hours after taking them. Twenty seven year old Sarah Dewberry from Essex, England, is believed to have

According to the results of a new study, not a single person became motivated by reading motivational quotes on Instagram in 2015, despite the posting of more than one million of them.

Garage legend Craig David’s return to the music scene has been cut short following an altercation with a promoter after being booked to play a festival on his ‘chill day’. Craig, who

A recent study has revealed that ‘beard goggles’ have replaced ‘beer goggles’ as the number one reason for ugly people having sexual intercourse in the UK. Conducted by the University of Birmingham

A twenty one year old girl from London, England, who said ‘New Year New Me’ on 1 January 2016 has re-pledged the very same ambition for 2017 after remaining an annoying div.