Nathon Woodhead

A lad who has been relentlessly complaining about missing a Sunday rave has revealed he had absolutely no intention of going. According to friends, thirty two year old brick layer, James Stokes,

The 2016 Droolympics has taken place, with a local ket-head replacing a seventeen year old Saint Bernard as the world’s worst drooler, making him the first human to take gold medal in

A man has been left embarrassed in front of his friends after claiming he could drink anybody “under the table”, only to be found on the borderline of pissed after just one

A middle aged man, seen “leering” at a group of girls whilst on a night out, has been described by onlookers as “completely oblivious” to how “rapey” he comes across. Forty six

Two lads have been described as a “pair of boring cunts” by a group of ravers whilst watching Sven Väth play, after discussing his set, as it was happening, for the full

A new mum complaining about “never getting a minute to herself” is still finding time to get pissed in the evenings, it has been revealed. Twenty six year old Tracy Jackson, who

Passionate Scot’s are said to be “ecstatic” over the release of Trainspotting 2, as they believe it will “improve” their nation’s reputation for a “wee bit”. The film, which focuses on the

A woman who has been overheard boasting about having never taken drugs in her life, even though everybody around her has, at one stage, fallen into the “dangerous drug lifestyle”, has been

High street retailer Topman has put its own modern spin on the advent calendar by releasing a unique version of the traditional piece of “cardboard shit”, titled the ‘Ladvent calendar’. The Ladvent

Following the historic reunion of music’s favourite partnership, Sasha and John Digweed, who performed B2B in September after years apart, the pair have confirmed that “every couple has a bonus night”. The