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Japanese Government Overturns Dancing Ban After Finally Watching Footloose

The Japanese government has this week repealed a half century old law that banned dancing after seeing the hit Kevin Bacon movie Footloose. Reports from sources close to the ministers claim that

October 30, 2014

First British Ebola Case Dismissed As “Really Bad Comedown”

A suspected case of ebola in the U.K. town of Brighton which has caused panic in the area has today been downgraded from the life-threatening disease to “just a really bad comedown”.

October 29, 2014

Afrojack Buys Island To Avoid Paying Taxes – “Afroca”

It has today been revealed that Dutch EDM marketing expert and Paris Hilton conquest Afrojack has bought a remote Pacific island for the purposes of redirecting the taxes from his earnings. The

October 28, 2014

My Berghain Hell – Dale Winton

British morning TV personality, housewives’ favourite and trolley dash expert, Dale Winton, has today spoken out about the horrific time he was forced to endure at Berlin’s premier clubbing spot, Berghain. The

October 26, 2014

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Woman Who Smelled Her Armpit On Boiler Room Given Own TV Show

The woman who was famously caught smelling her sweaty armpit during a DJ set on renowned electronic streaming site, Boiler Room, has reportedly been offered a starring role in her own reality

October 24, 2014

LEAKED: Skream’s Rider Leaked Ahead Of Gig In Dublin Tonight

House DJ Skream has been left red faced after his pre-gig rider was sensationally leaked ahead of an upcoming appearance at Dublin’s Opium Room’s tonight. The rider, visible below, made several strange

October 24, 2014

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Japanese Government Overturns Dancing Ban After Finally Watching Footloose

First British Ebola Case Dismissed As “Really Bad Comedown”

Afrojack Buys Island To Avoid Paying Taxes – “Afroca”

My Berghain Hell – Dale Winton

Woman Who Smelled Her Armpit On Boiler Room Given Own TV Show

LEAKED: Skream’s Rider Leaked Ahead Of Gig In Dublin Tonight

Nick Romero Selling His Forehead As Advertising Space

Native American Community Disappointed They Can’t Wear Headdresses At Glastonbury

Beatport To Stop Wrongly Classifying Cheesy Commercial EDM Under Progressive House

“Everyone Will Be A DJ By 2018” Claim Native Instruments

Rethinking Your Investment in 4 Comet Works: A Buyer’s Guide

Move D @ Panoramabar (27.3.2011)

Danny Tenaglia “Resigns” from DJing Through Facebook Rant

J Dilla Mum Talks About Dilla, Detroit and Dilla’s Love for House