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10 year old DJing tween Aiden Jude today spoke about his utter joy at finally releasing his first batch of bristly pubic hair. “I’ve been working on these pubes for about the

There was a widespread outpouring of grief across the world today as it emerged that Black Eyed Peas front man will.i.am sadly didn’t pass away some time last night. The news of

Swedish House Mafia fans were rejoicing today after news emerged which claims that the cheesy dance act are set to reform as a tribute act for 80s pop fakers Milli Vanilli. “We

Doctors around the world have rejoiced as it has emerged that a cure for boners has finally been discovered. Speaking to an excited press the World Health Organisation claimed that the simple

Reports have suggested that the new Skrillex album Recess has shirked any semblance of musical expression to instead feature “just one long drop” that goes on and on over the course of

International harbingers of terrible music, clothes, hair and music again, Nickelback, are set to come out of semi-enforced retirement to make the album that no-one wants to hear. Following in the footsteps

A young man snorting popular legal high mephedrone has today spoken about his belief that the whole world smells completely of mephedrone. David Curtis, who has been into meow meow ever since

Police have today issued a warning for people to be on the lookout for an especially potent batch of ecstasy tablets which feature an imprint of former Nazi leader Hitler’s face on

Friends of the Earth and Greenpeace have today lashed out at suggestions made by dance music fans, in particular those who listen to jungle, for making the “ill informed and frankly offensive”

It has sensationally been revealed today that the art of DJing is a massive scam that was dreamt up by turntable manufacturers as a way to offload unsellable turntables. The conspiracy is