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A recent survey has indicated that the especially terrifying k-hole that you are currently undergoing is going “to last forever and that you’ll be stuck like that”. “You’ll probably have that feeling

In an exclusive look behind the scenes into the studio of one of dance music’s biggest legends, Wunderground, discovered today that Steve Lawler’s personal recording studio was “almost entirely covered in post-it

In shocking news today it has emerged that pantomine villain from hit 90s TV show Gladiators, Wolf real name Michael VanWijk, is pregnant for the world’s highest paid DJ, Calvin Harris. The

A study published this afternoon has concluded that the girl who glanced at you for like a second on the dance floor this Saturday night “is definitely in love with you”. “We’re

A young British woman has given birth to a DJ after taking illegal club drug ecstasy while heavily pregnant. “I thought a dab would be fine as it’s only going into your

It has been sensationally revealed to Wunderground that all DJs are secretly receiving instructions through their headphones while they’re mixing. Our source claims that a team of highly trained sound engineers in

A hipster revealed this week that he has acquired an ‘extensive vinyl collection’ after purchasing his first ever two records from BM Records in Soho, London. The hipster, who revealed his name

Party attendees across the planet have today finally admitted that “the kitchen is much better than the living room”. The kitchen, normally reserved for having family dinners and arguments, is seen as

Shocking statistics released today indicate that one out of every two electronic cigarette smokers are likely to die of embarrassment brought on by the “acute social awkwardness” of smoking the purportedly healthy

Online streaming service, Spotify, has announced plans to alter its artist payment method from reimbursing featured artists in peanuts rather than money. The Swedish based music site, which has received criticism for