Mexican DJ and producer Betoko has been arrested in a London nightclub after continuously high fiving a female fan in the face for three hours.
The incident happened in the VIP section of London’s trendy Egg nightclub on Saturday night after Betoko approached the young woman as she attended a friend’s surprise birthday party.
Amanda Shaw, the victim of the three hour long assault, spoke to Wunderground about the harrowing episode, “I didn’t even know who Betoko was until about an hour before he high fived my face. I was standing at the bar with my friends when he came over and tried to chat each of us up.”
“None of us are interested in short, chubby Mexican dudes so naturally we shot him down,” continued Amanda. “We tried to be gentle and forthright with him but he just didn’t seem to listen and kept trying it on with us.”
“Eventually, after 20 minutes of us ignoring him, he began tearfully showing us money, explaining that he was a famous DJ and that he could get us into V.I.P., but frankly none of us are really that impressed by someone who plays records for a living and we told him that,” explained Amanda. “It was around that time that he tried to hit me.”
Amanda claims that Betoko wiped away his tears and offered Amanda a parting high five to show that there were no hard feelings but when she lifted her hand to be slapped by his he sidestepped it, jumped up and slapped her face claiming she “can’t complain cause it’s just a high five”.
“Lucky enough for me his punch contained all the force of a fly farting, the only reason I rang the police was because it became really annoying after three hours,” continued a clearly unhurt Ms. Shaw. “He’s a total windbag, what kind a cunt hits a woman?”
Amanda claimed that when police arrived she had resorted to holding Betoko’s head at arm’s length whilst he swung himself into exhaustion – resulting in the humiliated DJ crying with frustration before breaking down in an emasculated heap.
“When the police finally came he was huddled up in a corner punching himself in his own face and promising revenge while piss trickled down his legs,” concluded Amanda who says that the DJ has subsequently claimed that the assault was nothing more than an innocent high five gone wrong repeatedly for three hours – a claim which police have thrown out despite the fact that Ms. Shaw’s face was relatively unscathed owing to the crapness of Betoko’s punches.
Betoko, who was awarded the World’s Biggest Man Award by his own imagination earlier this year after avoiding jail time following an assault on a former girlfriend, has so far failed to comment further on the incident.
Sources close to the once respected producer claim he is “delighted with himself” and erects a three inch statue in his boxer shorts in honor of his woman beating achievements every time he thinks about it, with some even suggesting that the Mexican is set to give up DJing and undergo a complete sex change operation to focus on a career in professional women’s wrestling.
