A local bloke who didn’t buy a big enough bag of cocaine for a house party has reportedly mixed his own gear so he could have bigger lines.
Nathan O’Rourke, a twenty four year old chemistry student from Dublin, Ireland, made the decision after calculating hat his bag would run out approximately three hours before he planned on going home.
“It was a rookie mistake,” O’Rourke admitted earlier. “I’m usually quite good with that kind of thing. Being a chemistry student and just a general all-around science nerd, I like to have everything calculated down to a tee so I’m not really sure how I miscalculated the amount of coke I needed.”
“I was thinking I’d try to get a bit more but I’ve already spent about ninety percent of my grant money on drugs, that’s exactly as much as I can afford while still being able to feed myself and pay my bills, then I thought about doing smaller lines or even just bumps, but fuck that,” he continued. “So, in the end, I was left with no option but to mix my bag down a bit.”
“It was a bit of a nightmare because I was in someone else’s house,” explained O’Rourke. “If I had have been in my own gaff I would have knocked something together that would have blended in seamlessly but I didn’t have a whole lot to work with there so I had to settle for a fifty-fifty mix of flour and talcum powder.”
“I was tipping away at it all night and it lasted me right up until I left,” he said with a smile. “It actually smelled pretty nice too, kind of like a mixture between a clean baby, a bakery and a pharmacy and, because it was actually kinda nice stuff to begin with, it’s still better than most of the crap you buy around here anyway.”
According to reports, Mr O’Rourke’s class discovered a “substance harder than concrete” when they removed the remnants of the bag from his nose in class the following day.
