The British barbering industry is set to be one of the worst affected by the Brexit as the skinhead style is set to make a huge resurgence.
The skinhead, popular with Eastern Bloc fascists, offers a cheaper alternative to expensive barber shop haircuts as Britain is set for it’s biggest “purse string tightening” in modern memory.
“I’m definitely going to be getting the skinhead,” reveled Dave Smith, thirty three from Burnley. “It’s not even about saving the £20 per haircut, I just think it looks really cool and well hard. I was watching those Russian lads beating everyone up at the Euros and all that was going through my head was ‘that’s the look for me’. I’m getting mine done first thing tomorrow morning.”
According to Phil Mitchell, there are a number of advantages to the skinhead, “Skinheads are the fucking business mate. I cut my own hair and never have to pay for shampoo so I save a fortune, but, most importantly, the biggest advantage to having a skinhead is that everyone can tell you’re hard as nails and if some other hard as nails bastard decides to smack you over the head with a bottle you won’t get blood in your hair. It’s the haircut that keeps on giving.”
In related news, Doc Martin boots, balaclavas and and white supremacist tattoos are all in line for “a bumper year”, with skinheads set to reinvest the money they save on haircuts in these items.
