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A man who claimed there was absolutely no chance he would be going back to Ibiza after ten consecutive holidays in ten years now reckons he probably has one more trip in

A man who has spent the last twenty years living under a rock has revealed plans to visit Space, Ibiza, this summer. Peter Flint, a geologist from Blackrock, Dublin, is hoping to

The American magician, illusionist and lanky-string-of-shit, David Blaine, has announced that for his next trick he will attempt the impossible and will try to get a full 8 hours sleep in Ibiza,

According to an Ibiza veteran, if you can remember what Ibiza used to be, you were doing it wrong the whole time. Pat Smith, who went to Ibiza for a holiday in

An English raver has accused Croatia of being a “bigger rip-off than Ibiza” after being charged thirty three Kuna for pint of local beer. Oscar Jameson, a twenty two year old from

A drug dealer who has been working the streets of San Antonio, Ibiza, for the past eleven years, has been overheard telling a group of holidaymakers that drugs are “better for them

A lad claiming to be “excited” about getting a “real job”, having worked the season in Ibiza, is said to be secretly “shitting his pants” at the thought and considering running away

A psychic known as Predictive Bex is believed to have looked into the future and confirmed the most spoken sentence of 2017 will be “Ibiza ain’t what it used to be”. The

In a strange development, Ibiza’s nightclub owners have agreed to float drink prices on the stock exchange and let the market decide drink prices for the upcoming season. According to the Ibiza

San Antonio’s Eden nightclub is now considered a “teacher’s pet” by other Ibiza nightclubs after going the whole summer without getting raided by Guardia. According to fellow Ibiza club Amnesia, Eden is