The Catholic church has announced that it is set to install a number of brand new confession booths beside the departure gates in Ibiza Airport.
Pope Francis, known to his friends as “Franny the Frigid” due to his celibacy vow, claims that the confession booths will give people the perfect chance to absolve their sins before returning home from holidays.
“We’ve all heard the saying ‘what happens in Ibiza stays in Ibiza’,” explained the Pope earlier today.
“Well, here in the church, we really agree with this and we want to give Catholics the chance to leave their sins behind by getting them off their chests before they leave the island.”
Ibiza regular Matty Adams claims that he would definitely use the confession booths in the airport.
“That would be fucking awesome,” he told Wunderground.
“I’ve never been in one of those confession booths before but they definitely look nice and dark, that would be the perfect place to catch a bit of kip or try to eat a Burger King without people looking at you before you get on your flight.”
“There’s no chance I’d be talking to any priests though, I wouldn’t need to anyway, I’ll constantly be telling everyone at home exactly what I got up to for the for the next two months anyway.”
