An Irish woman who claims to be a “massive” dance music fan has exposed herself as a fraud after revealing that she thinks B2B is the world’s hardest working DJ.
Speaking at a recent house party Amanda O’Neill, twenty two, claimed to have seen B2B on three separate occasions this year and insisted he was one of her favourite DJs.
“A lot of DJs who are around nowadays just seem like arrogant prima donnas who’ve never done a day’s work in their lives,” claimed Ms. O’Neill earlier. “Then you’ve got guys like B2B who seems to be on nearly every single line up going. He has to be one of the hardest working DJs in the industry.”
“I’ve seen him at least three times this year,” continued Amanda, a part time nail technician and full time session moth. “I seen him twice on my holidays in Ibiza, once in between Carl Cox and Marco Carola at Amnesia then again in between Nic Fanciulli and Joris Voorn at Ushuaia. Then I seen him play between two residents in a tiny gig in my local club, but that’s the kind of DJ he is, he’ll literally play anywhere. He must have a private jet to fly him around because you see his name pop up on line ups all over the world.”
“To be honest with you I could have seen him more times than that because, even though I’ve seen him play so many times, I’ve usually got half a gram of K up my nose so I still haven’t got a clue what he looks like,” added Amanda. “He’s very mysterious too, he has no Resident Advisor profile and you can’t find any pictures of him on line.”
“He doesn’t even have a Wikipedia page. A bit like your man Burial, only he doesn’t play any of that dubstep shite.”
