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December 15, 2013
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Cokehead Still Trying To Convince Himself He’s “Okay” While Fellating Another Man For Drug Money

A young man, who has found himself horribly addicted to cocaine, is reportedly still deluding himself that his life is going “fine” while performing an intimate sex act on another man for money.

“This is all just a part of the glitz and glamour of the cocaine lifestyle,” admitted 24 year old, Ben Prince. “I mean, what other lifestyle would allow me to experiment in this way. I’m a straight guy so I don’t particularly like to do it, but at least I’m getting that chance to experience what it’s like.”

“When I first started doing coke I thought I was Tony Montana,” he continued. “It was parties, girls and mounds of cocaine, just like the movie. I used to love that line ‘say hello to my little friend’ but now any time someone says that to me they usually have their pants down and are talking about something else.”

“But hey, it’s all part of the buzz and this is just a way to make money, it’s a job basically. No one likes their job,” he claimed.

“Admittedly this is a million miles away from where I imagined my life going,” offered Ben. “But hey, I’m sure that one day I’ll look back on the times that I was so desperate for cocaine that I sucked another man’s erect penis for money and laugh.”

Ben claimed that he was planning on getting clean to go back to school and reconnect with his father. “All of this right now, the whoring myself for drug money, this is all just a tiny prologue of the book that my healthy and wholesome life is going to become. Watch, you’ll see.”

“I’d never, ever do crack,” declared Ben. “Well maybe to try it and see what it’s like. Can’t knock something until you’ve tried it first.”

“I’m definitely going to try crack.”

 

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