An up and coming EDM DJ who pissed himself during a set has saved himself from embarrassment by audaciously claiming that his accident was part of his stage show.
DJ Splash (21), was playing his first major gig when the incident happened, he spoke to Wunderground earlier today, “It was the first time I’d performed outside of a house party, bedroom or my imagination so naturally I was really nervous. I’m not much of a drinker and I’d had a few beers to help with my nerves.”
“I think I was on my third track when I started to feel like I needed to piss bad,” explained the young DJ. “I knew I wouldn’t have time to make it out to the bathroom so I tried to hold it in. I was half way through Avicii’s Hey Brother when I just physically couldn’t hold it any longer and just went.”
“I could feel the warm piss running down my legs, I just wanted the ground to open up and swallow me,” he honestly continued.
“I knew there was no way I could get away without my piss soaked trousers being noticed by the crowd so I just thought ‘Fuck it! If Steve Aoki can get away with throwing cake I can get away with pissing my pants,’ and I just went with,” he added with a smile. “I walked around the front of the DJ box and just starting thrusting my crotch forward and pointing at the piss stain with both hands. The crowd went crazy.”
“I couldn’t believe my luck. When my set was coming to an end the crowd starting chanting ‘we want more!’ so, not one to disappoint a baying crowd, I walked around the front of the decks and pissed myself again, they loved it,” claimed the DJ. “I also managed to score a really hot chick who didn’t seem to care about the vile stench of piss coming from my trousers,” he proudly added.
“I’ve decided that from now on I’m going to concentrate on coming up with different and more elaborate ways of pissing myself instead of practicing my mixing,” offered Splash. “Eventually I’ll probably need to shit myself up there too, I may even throw the shit at the crowd some day.”
John Balzano (23) attended the show, he spoke to Wunderground about the incident, “What a totally awesome show, I’ve never seen anything like that before. I think I kind of liked the music but when the guy pissed himself, that was totally awesome. I went back to a house party with my friends afterward and we were all pissing ourselves all night. It’s definitely the next craze in EDM.”
