It has been reported in Canada, that DJ Sneak is set to bring beef to a neighbour’s BBQ later this evening.
It is not yet clear whether Sneak, best known for being an obnoxious clown on Twitter, will bring beef of the food or aggressive behavior variety to the BBQ.
“I wouldn’t be surprised if he brought a bit of both to be honest with you,” claimed BBQ host Tom Burnell. “He obviously loves a bit of steak so I’m sure he’ll have a couple of big, juicy T-bones with him and although we actually get on quite well I definitely wouldn’t be surprised if he falls out with me over something and starts a bit of an argument.”
“It’s happened a couple of times before,” revealed Burnell, a forty year old accountant, who currently has as much relevance as DJ Sneak in the dance music industry. “We had him and his wife over for drinks at Christmas and Sneak stormed off after a couple of gin and tonics because, apparently, my dog, a tiny French bulldog, kept staring at him.”
“I thought he was ok with it but a couple of days later the Twitter abuse started,” continued Burnell. “He was saying some really personal and hurtful things and when I tried to defend myself he just blocked me. It went on for months, eventually, I had to agree to keep my dog at the back of the house before he’d even talk to me again. The dog’s in a kennel for the weekend but I’m still not sure which way tonight will go.”
Wunderground asked Sneak about his intentions, “Well, I have got a couple of twenty eight day matured bad boys in the fridge so if I don’t eat them before I go I’ll probably bring them with me but, to be honest with you, I’m definitely looking for beef with somebody so if anyone even looks at me strangely they’re going to hear all about it, on Twitter.”
Other things that DJ Sneak has had beef with his neighbours over include; names beginning with the letter C, people claiming that he’s not a house gangster, children playing within a twenty five meter radius of his house, sharing Wunderground articles and failing to recognise the “contribution” he’s made to dance music.
