This morning Frankie Knuckles gave me a cooking lesson, Seth Troxler showed me how to plumb a toilet into the little space under my stairs, Lil’ Louis showed me how to reach stuff up on the very top shelf and Boy George showed me how to be a butch hard man (Now would be the perfect time to throw in a “rent boy tied to bed” joke, but unfortunately none spring to mind).
What next? Oh yes, DJ Tips from Danny Dyer…
