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October 11, 2016
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Doing Drugs At Home Is “Grim” Claims Girl Happy To Get On It In Pub

A girl has fallen out with her boyfriend, referring to him as “grim” and a “loser”, after learning that he and his friends used the flat they live in together for a mini-after party, taking coke and watching some late night UFC.

Twenty six year old hair stylist, Gemma Baxter, from Lincolnshire, England, is said to have been “furious” with “dickhead” bricklayer boyfriend Rick Jones for bringing his “squad of goons” to their home while she was away visiting her mum, claiming the group have treated her place like a “crack-den”.

“Who sits in a flat getting on it?” asked a fuming Gemma. “His idiot mates drank all my vodka, rum, tequila, and didn’t even re-fill my fucking ice trays. I bet they went through my underwear drawer too. Honestly, they are the most inconsiderate, disgusting bunch I’ve ever know. It’s just a wrong’un thing to do ain’t it? Stay up all night sniffing coke, watching tv, chatting to your friends. It’s totally backwards.”

Wunderground spoke with Rick regarding Gemma’s outburst, “She’s a fucking hypocrite,” he laughed. “She’s quite happy to go down the pub and order up a few grams of gear or go to raves and get on the MD. Yet if I do it indoors with my pals, she grills me about it. She thinks because she goes out and takes drugs it makes her better than me. She needs to accept it don’t matter whether you are in the flat or is some swanky wine bar spending hundreds of quid on overpriced Prosecco. Coke is coke and it goes up your hooter the same way. The sooner she takes off that white wig and stops judging me, the better.”

Nathon Woodhead

Nathon Woodhead

Too old to go to raves, too young to retire from them. Where does that leave me? Writing for Wunderground.

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