Enthusiastic Student Changes Middle Name To “After Party” After Trying MDMA For First Time
19-year-old Timothy Rogers, seen here posing with a DC-10 tattoo which he bought on his first ever trip to Ibiza, recently changed his middle name to “After-party” to impress his ecstasy fueled friends.
“I’ve probably been to like 27 MDMA after parties now where I even tried what’s known as a dabber, so you could say that makes me a veteran,” explained After Party. “I’ve kept all the wristbands I got at the DJ sets that I was at before the parties and took tonnes of photos for Facebook so the evidence is there.”
“They happen after the nightclubs close, that’s why they’re called after parties. In case you didn’t know that,” explained After Party.
“I was in Ibiza a couple of weeks ago, on an absolute mad one with the ‘lads on tour’, and I had an absolute mint time,” continued After Party, which he insisted on being called. “We had so much banter; we even called the bus we got on ‘the banter bus’. Crazy, I know.”
“All my mates were getting tattoo’s on their asses like ‘Ibiza lads 2014’ and ‘House Music Is Great.'” he added. “I hadn’t slept, and was in DC10 the night before, so I thought fuck it ill get a tattoo of DC10.”
“Now, if anyone asks ‘have you ever been to Ibiza?’, I’ll just pull up my shirt, show them my tit tattoo, look em in the eye and ask ‘you tell me?'” displayed After Party while brandishing his DC10 tattoo for the fifth time that day.
Tim claims that after the drug fueled weekend, he traveled back to the UK to assert himself as a full blown after party god.
“I got home, and after a wicked time in Ibiza, I decided to get it done. I knew my mates would love it, so I popped down to the registry office and changed my middle name from ‘Anthony’ to ‘After Party.’”
When Tim was asked what he had in store for the future, he claimed, “I’ve got my eyes set on being a DJ. I’ve just bought myself a new Midi controller, and a set of proper loud HiFi speakers. Can’t wait to be headlining DC-10”.