An anonymous YouTube commenter, known only by the handle xXMegasoundsXx, has claimed today that “Every1 is Idiot”. He further went on to further suggest that every other person on YouTube “sock balls 4 cash”.
The startling revelations came amid a heated debate over Nicki Minaj’s new video, Anaconda. The furore began when another YouTube user, VIPCharlie2471, claimed it was Nicki Minaj’s best work to date, which proved to be a contentious opinion.
It was at this point that xXMegasoundsXx made his first comment, “R U concentrade at all on dis??! What is this? Just ass in the air. Like you VIPCharlie.” The comment was largely condemned by the YouTube community, who began to flood the site with answers both insulting xXMegasoundsXx’s intelligence and his grammar.
It was at this juncture that xXMegasoundsXx began to berate the other users as well, claiming that they “sock balls 4 cash”, which many users roundly rejected.
The debate raged on, with xXMegasoundsXx claiming that “Evrybdy must be on opiods, what u say bout this? Shits you all.”
The profoundly insightful and insightfully profound comments were flagged as inappropriate by other users, and have since been deleted.
The debate itself has been the subject of studies by sociologists since it began, claiming it is the first YouTube argument not to use the word “Nazi” as an insult, and the sociologists involved aim to find out why.
However, some of the academics involved with the study think the word may actually have been used, when xXMegasoundsXx called VIPCharlie2471 a “Natssi”. This is being studied as we speak by sociologists from the London Institute of Soft Sciences.
This might be the first story on this site that is actually legit.