A nineteen year old girl who was adamant she wouldn’t touch ketamine whilst at a rave is said to have spent the entire night in a K hole.
Georgia King, from Newcastle, England, is believed to have publicly announced that she “wouldn’t go near that shit if you paid her” and that “ket is for proper wronguns”.
“This happens every single time we go partying,” confirmed her friend Natasha. “She always gives it the biggen about only doing md but eventually starts sniffing around for a bit of K like a desperate little troll in a bog of eternal stench.”
“It’s the same process every single time,” continued Natasha. “At seven p.m she is adamant ket is for losers. Nine p.m, after a few wines, she says she doesn’t mind it but would prefer not to get involved. Twelve p.m she starts begging us not to let her get on it as if it’s our responsibility. Two p.m and bang, she finds some dealer, gets a couple of grams and turns into some fucking zombie for the next five hours.”
“Despite Georgia’s regular claims that she hates the drug, she can often be found with her eyes rolling into the back of her head, wobbling on the spot in some dingy little nightclub on Tyneside,” claims ex-boyfriend Luke Newton. “She’s proper fit and actually a nice girl when sober, but, you know those birds from Geordie Shore? She makes them look like angels in comparison to the shit she gets up to at raves, that’s why we split up. The only time I was ever proud to be with her was at a Halloween rave because she pulled off that Zombie Bride look without even dressing up or doing make up.”
“You know there’s always that one girl who get’s carried out by paramedics? Well that’s our Georgia.” continued Luke.
Wunderground contacted Georgia for a comment, however, she was unable to oblige due to still being on another planet.
