The History Channel has announced it is set to make a series of documentaries about the “rise and fall of EDM”.
Channel executives have claimed the documentaries will secure EDM’s place in American music history and act as a constant reminder of “exactly how shit things can get”.
“It’ll be great to see EDM finally getting the recognition it deserves,” explained Peter Pickford, a local historian. “You’ll have documentaries about the Nazis, genocide, serial killers and then EDM, right where it belongs.”
The six-part series will be released later this year and will feature episodes about some of EDM’s biggest names and their most macabre performances.
One incident likely to have its own episode is David Guetta’s now infamous “staring blankly into the distance set” at Tomorrowland 2014.
Pickford continued, “We’ve pinpointed that set as the exact moment that EDM died.”
“It turned out that Guetta was actually trying to count to sixteen to mix a track but kept getting stuck once he got above ten.”
Experts are predicting that, by the year 2019, the only trace of EDM left on Earth will be the History Channel documentaries.
