In a Wunderground exclusive, Jar Jar Binks has been voted the Star Wars character people would least like to go halves on a bag with.
Binks, a Gungan from Naboo, narrowly pipped Jabba the Hutt to the top of the poll, despite being a good natured and well-meaning character.
“At first, I was really surprised Darth Vader wasn’t the person people would least like to split a bag with,” explained Star Wars fan Mark Hastings. “But then I realised his nose was pretty much burnt off so he’d only be able to take tiny little bumps so it probably wouldn’t be too bad.”
“Personally, I would say that C3PO would be the character I’d least like to go halvies on a bag with,” he continued. “Even though he’s actually a robot or whatever and he probably wouldn’t even take any of it but you’d still have to listen to him shiteing on about everything, that little know it all cunt would have your head wrecked, I’d take Jar Jar over him any day of the week.”
According to experts, Binks is so unpopular because he is stupid, annoying and drools fifty times more than the average man, making him quite similar to footballer Wayne Rooney.
“Can you imagine if you passed him the bag to do bump at a house party, he’d either spill it or spit in it, either way you wouldn’t be getting anything else out of it,” one drug user said about Rooney. “And that Binks fella would probably do the exact same. Give me Luke Skywalker or Han Solo any day of the week, I bet those lads would have some stories to tell if they were sniffed up to their eyeballs.”
In other news, Star Trek characters have been voted the science fiction characters most likely to have careers as EDM DJs because they are cheesy, fake and insincere.
