Kids Doing Crazy New Dance Where They Just Stand Around Taking Photos
An unusual new dance craze has apparently taken hold of nightclubs across the world involving young people just standing around taking photos.
The craze, known as ‘being an Instagramming twit’, is routinely practiced in nightclubs worldwide by young people who have forgotten how to just exist without extensively documenting their crap lives.
“You’ll regularly see it being performed by people in nightclubs, at festivals or even parties,” explained a report. “You don’t even need to be on the dance floor to do it with many of the best moves being performing facing a mirror in the nightclub toilet.”
“There’s variations like selfie, tinny sounding Youtube upload, duckface and blurry,” explained regular Instagrammer Sophie Lennox. “I’ll be in a club and things will be really going off and I’ll just feel this uncontrollable urge to say fuck it, throw my hands in the air and rattle off a couple of photos.”
“I’ve tried shuffling, air-piano and actual dancing, but this is by far the most enjoyable one as it allows me to look at myself and my friends pretending to have a good time, which I love.”