Despite being a wealthy woman, Kim Kardashian (pictured above) has decided to sell her dignity on E-Bay to the highest bidder. Some members of the press have claimed she had already given it up by marrying Kanye West.
A concerned member of the Kardashian clan was seen rushing to Kim’s home last night in an effort to stop her from going through with the sale, but we can report that Khloe was seen leaving, looking deflated, after a four hour conversation with her sister.
The family have released a statement which said, “Kim has indeed put her dignity up for auction. But really, are you surprised? She had the good taste to not auction off the rights to her wedding to the highest bidder, so she is now making up for that financial loss by selling her dignity wholesale.”
The statement continued, “We have had doctors check her out, and they confirmed there may indeed be some dignity left after appearing in the video for Bound 2. But not much.”
Sceptics claimed however that her dignity may not have even been there in the first place, again citing marriage to Kanye West and her willingness to appear on a television program which allows viewers to scrutinise her private life in clinical detail as reasons.
Lot number 24601 on E-Bay had seen bidding sky rocket from $1.00 to $2.50 in the first 24 hours, proving once and for all that her dignity is worth “fuck all to her or anyone”.
The proud buyer of her dignity awaited its arrival for six to eight weeks and was disappointed when an empty package arrived with a small note saying, “This item is out of stock.”
He now plans to sue Kim for false advertising, claiming that she clearly had none to being with.
