Pesky time traveling adolescent, Marty McFly, has confirmed that Kygo’s generic brand of diatrype music, also known as tropical house, will eventually be known as the 21st Century’s biggest mistake.
Speaking from the driver’s seat of his century hopping Delorean, McFly warned against the increasing popularity of tropical house and suggested that it’s talisman, Kygo, should now be ignored at all costs.
“I can’t really say too much about it because it could create a paradox of Biff like proportions but people should be very careful about listening to tropical house,” explained the teenager earlier.
“I’ve been doing a lot of time traveling in the thirty years it’s taken me to show up here,” he continued, “and I can safely say that tropical house will definitely be seen as the 21st Century’s biggest mistake. If you thought global warming, cancer or war were bad, wait until you see what this monster’s gonna to turn out like.”
“It’s not too late, luckily, at the moment, there’s only a small section of idiots who actually like the music,” he continued hopefully, “so if we act now we can still put an end to it before it spreads. My advice would be to excommunicate Kygo to a remote tropical island where he can carry on making the music far away from humanity. Out of sight out of mind.”
“There’s a place about 1,000 miles northwest of Hawaii which should do fine, incidentally it gets wiped out by a Tsunami in five years time but I’m sure he’ll be alright.”
According to reports, shortly after speaking with Wunderground, McFly sped of in his Delorean at speeds up to eighty eight miles an hour after Bill and Ted called him a “chicken” because he wouldn’t travel back in time with them for an Ice Age snowball fight.
