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March 31, 2016
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Mike Posner Admits He’s On The Pill

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Current Number One artist in the UK according to the official top 40 chart, Mike Posner, is happy to confirm he is now on the pill.

The twenty-eight year old singer from Detroit, Michigan, took the measure after realising he was a real big-baller, with a million dollars, swimming in girls and shoes.

“It was the responsible thing to do. Obviously, people from both sexes want to be with me, I totally get that. But if I go getting one of these girls or guys pregnant, that’s my career over.”

“I’m number one in the charts at the minute. If I play it safe and do the reasonable thing, I have at least 12 weeks left in my career.”

“I tried to get Avicii to take one in Ibiza. Even took mine in front of him as a show of solidarity, but he was having none of it. Now look, he’s out on maternity leave and that’s his career over.”

“Stay safe boys. It’s a minefield out there.”

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