An annoying music Nazi at a local party has reportedly invaded the kitchen, forcing tens of people to listen to his own substandard choice of music.
According to party goers, the vibe in the kitchen soon changed after the arrival of the music Nazi, with many people who had been happily partying in the kitchen choosing to relocate to the neutral stairs.
“I don’t know who that fella was, but he was a right fucking dick,” claimed twenty four year old Andrew. “I had been playing a bit of a blinder on the tunes in the kitchen, just a load of happy, bouncy vibes and everyone was loving it, I went to grab a drink out of the washing machine and as soon as I’d walked away he grabbed the laptop and started putting on some weird experimental shit.”
“When I came back and asked him what he was doing he just kept saying ‘fare is fare, fare is fare’ and holding the laptop behind his back,” revealed Andrew. “If I hadn’t been off my tits I probably would have nutted him but I just thought ‘fuck it’ and went into the sitting room where someone was playing tech house, after about two minutes that got boring so I went and sat on the stairs.”
House owner Michael Smith claimed that he was forced to ask the music Nazi to leave after a number of his friends complained about his music selection.
“That div was proper pissing people off, putting on shit tunes and not letting anyone else have a turn,” explained Michael. “I asked around and nobody seemed to know who he was so I told him he had to leave, the daft prick tried to convince me to let him stay by promising to play some really good music but I wasn’t having any of it and gave him the boot.”
Reports suggest that the music Nazi was later beaten up after trying to invade a house party occupied by a number of Russians.