Nicky Romero Targeted By Protest Group Anonymous

A grainy video was posted today by the members of ‘Anonymous’, the (ironically) internationally renowned protest group known mostly for wearing the mask that V wore in “V For Vendetta”.

“V For Vendetta” is a masterpiece written by the absolute word magician that is Alan Moore.  It calls for freedom, equality and bringing the power back to the people.  ‘Toulouse’ by Nicky Romero calls for nothing, stands for nothing, and hopefully will disappear back into the nothingness from whence it came.

The message from Anonymous claims that unless the video for ‘Toulouse’ is taken down within a week, or even better, that Nicky Romero stops making music altogether, there will be an electronic attack on his studio in the near future.  Many believe the attack will come in the form of a deletion of all his tracks, both finished and unfinished, from his laptop.  Most people, us included, are excited at the prospect and support it fully.

And so will you, if you listen to ‘Toulouse’ even once.  It’s a tornado of noise that stopped by a septic tank on its’ way to your house.  Masterfully shitting on good taste and leaving you with a feeling that, if the world ended, it might just be best for all of us.

If any of you had to suffer the constant promotion of this stinking musical shit-stain by Youtube, you will know this feeling.  The still image from the video, which features the V mask, had left us excited by the prospect of seeing a visceral attack, through the art of music, on the international banking crisis which has left us all to suffer. However, after watching the video, we found that it was merely a salivating fat banker drooling on his own jowls whilst licking his fingers in manner which displayed sexual excitement at the prospect of making more money.

A member of Anonymous had this to say in the video, “Appropriating the mask for commercial gain is just sick.  It’s like appropriating an image of Mother Theresa to promote weight loss.  Or an image of Bin Laden to promote cheap flights.  Anyone with any sense wouldn’t do it.  They wouldn’t even think of it.  We will see to it that Nicky Romero pays for his crimes against music, humanity and good taste.”