In a shocking turn of events, Nina Kraviz has been revealed as the President of the Russian Federation, Vladimir Putin, in a wig.
The revelation was uncovered after an eagle-eyed onlooker noticed Putin pulling off some “very Nina-esque” dance moves at a recent state ceremony.
“Well, I’m a big Nina Kraviz fan and I’d know her dance moves anywhere,” claimed whistleblower Ivan Ratmaninov. “When I saw Vlad doing that little dance with his fingers, I knew straight away that he was Nina. Then, I saw him trying to do a hair flick, the man has no hair, he must have totally forgotten where he was and went into Nina mode when he heard the music.”
Russian political commentator Alexi Vasiliev also spoke to Wunderground, “Vladimir Putin really is the politician who just keeps on giving,” he claimed. “Whenever you think you finally know everything about him and start to understand the way he operates he goes and does something like this and makes us all reappraise everything we thought we knew about him.”
Reports suggest that Putin has been using his alias to gather information about American club culture.
“He’s been using his KGB training to go deep undercover and build an extensive network of connections in the clubbing industry,” continued Vasiliev. “We really don’t know how far he’s managed to infiltrate but, looking at other honeypot scenarios, we think he could have gone all the way to the top.”
So far, Putin has yet to comment on the issue, although, our sources have revealed that all of Nina Kraviz’s scheduled shows have been cancelled and Ben Klock is currently scrubbing himself with a wire brush.
