Pot heads across the world are now reportedly leaving ninety percent of sentences unfinished, according to High Times magazine.
In an article that was nearly impossible to read due most of the sentences being incomplete, reporter J. R. Tokin claimed that modern day pot heads simply “don’t have the time” to commit to sentences and are “mostly happy” to leave them unfinished.
“A stoners day is quite hectic,” explained Tokin during a catch up with Wunderground. “Between rolling and smoking spliffs, hitting bongs and inventing new ways to smoke weed, we really don’t have all that much time left to play video games, watch DVD box sets or make beans on toast.”
“I personally just don’t see any point in finishing a sentence when I can get away with saying just enough to get my point,” continued Tokin, who claims a day when you don’t “wake n’ bake” is a day wasted, but not literally. “You probably didn’t even notice that I left the word ‘across’ of the end of my last sentence, I do it all the time and I probably save myself at least an hour every day, which I can then spend watching episodes of Rick and Morty.”
“Most pot heads probably aren’t as aware of what they’re doing as I am,” admitted Tokin. “A lot of the time they’ll leave their sentences unfinished because they forget what they’re talking about, reached a new level in Battlefield or got passed a spliff.”
According to experts, if the current trend of leaving sentences unfinished continues, pot heads could eventually speak in “one word sentences” that only other pot heads would be able to understand.
