Everybody loves celebrities, even those that are otherwise dead inside. Like Twink. I love celebrities more than anybody else, so I google them all day, every day. All the while kicking up a master-sweat in my ninnies while I read the latest hot-gossip. Peter Andre bum-fucked a goose? How interesting!
While going through Google, I found these. Pics of your favuorite celebrities as if they just walked into your local Tesco and were all real-life and shit…
Tom Cruise
Madonna
Johnny Depp
Jennifer Anniston
Nicole RichieRich
KimYe (That’s Kim Kardashian & Mr.West you
uncultured swine!)
Britney
Rihanna
Brad & Angelina
Tara Reid
Fat Victoria Beckham. Sorry. Big Boned Vikky.
Oh Look, It’s yer’wan off ‘Friends’ again!
The Olsen Twins
Pamela Anderson – Still In The Baywatch Gear!
Greasy Lightning
Oprah Winfrey
Pammy Again. Done Up This Time…
Scarlett For Ya Johansson
Britney Again, In Full Stage Gear This Time.
Mr. Bond
Mariah ‘Chubba-Chump’ Carey
Oprah’s Back, With A Cat This Time.
George Bush
Paris Hilton (Doesn’t Seem Photoshopped?)
America’s Next Top ‘Barney’
Brangelina Part Two
A Beached Whale
Yer One Off Titanic.
Miley ‘Would You Like Fries With That’ Cyrus
Gwyneth Paltrow / Steve Irwin (Not Sure Which)
Shawn Corey Carter & Beyoncé Giselle Knowles
Aka Jizza & Giselle – Two Absolute Jizzers
Horseface
