Rolf Harris’s 1969 chart topping release Two Little Boys has been voted as the most inappropriate song of all time at this week’s Meaningless Music Awards.
Convicted paedophile Harris’s track beat of some stiff competition from the likes of Gary Glitter, Lostprophets and Nicki Minaj to take the undesirable award.
Harris, who could not accept the award on account of him being locked up in the nonce wing of Stafford prison, is believed to be happy with the award, claiming that “all publicity is good publicity”.
Wunderground spoke to prison guard Peter Keys today, “The old prick is delighted with himself, he confirmed. “If it were up to me I never even would have told him but the guvnor’s all about making prisoners feel worthwhile and good about themselves.”
“The only thing that decrepit old diddler should be feeling good about is that he’s going to be dead soon,” continued Mr Keys, “but hey, if it stops him drawing pictures of Disney cartoon characters out of his own shit on his cell walls and asking me ‘do I know what is yet?’ for a couple of hours I’m happy enough.”
Other big winners at this year’s Meaningless Music Awards include; Calvin Harris, David Guetta and Kanye West, who won the Lifetime Achievement in Meaningless Music award.
