An airport sniffer dog has suddenly become very interested in a man’s balls for some reason and nobody in the airport can quite figure out why.
Max Judd, a 32 year old police officer in Gatwick Airport in London spoke to Wunderground about the incident.
“It was very strange. Very embarrassing for the man to be honest. He was explaining to us that he had never really considered himself to be much of a sex-symbol. But there he was, coming through the airport after sleeping in a smelly tent at a music festival for three days and three nights, with no sleep, no food and no showers.”
“And even through all that, the man still possessed such raw sex-appeal and pure animal magnetism that even the dogs at security were trying into his pants.”
“I’m a happily married man, so I was immune to such charms but I know my dog. All he is ever interested in is finding drugs passing through the airport, nothing else. For him to put that to one side and take time out of his day to try and get a sniff of this lads balls really tells me the sexual pull that was there crossed not only genders, but breeds as well.”
“Actually, are humans considered ‘a breed’” enquired police officer Judd.
“Oh sorry, never mind me. Sidetracked as usual! Basically, your man was well sexy, the dog loved him. Had a few sniffs of his groin area and went mental for a few minutes! We all complimented the man’s unusual but impressive way with animals and then sent him too to enjoy his journey and no doubt sleep on the plane. Poor fella looked wrecked!”
“Just another day on the job for the airport drug-squad elite.”
