Steve Aoki Admits He Has Sex With Cakes

US EDM star Steve Aoki has spectacularly admitted that he has sex with cakes.

The performer admitted in an interview with USA magazine Baked & Delicious that he’d been sexually aroused by cakes ever since seeing the film American Pie as a teenager and that since then he has had a powerful sexual attraction to all cakes.

“They’re just big spongy, creamy vaginas as far as I’m concerned,” drooled Aoki. “I actually find it strange that more people aren’t shoving their penises into the rich, gooey centre of a freshly baked cake.”

Steve says he loves nothing more than blowing up a dinghy in his front room, filling it with honey then stripping off naked before sensually yet aggressively having sex with some baked goods.

“The film American Pie inspired me,” continued Aoki. “That scene where the Jew character fucks the pie because it feels like a vagina was very, very formative for me.”

“Let me tell you fucking a cake doesn’t feel like a vagina, it’s much, much nicer,” he added.

Steve claimed that for the rest of the film none of the attractive actresses had as much sexual impact on him as the pie.

“Tara Reid and the chick that played Tanya, neither of them remotely did anything for me in comparison to that juicy apple pie,” claimed Steve, becoming visibly aroused in his pants. “I’ve actually slept with Tara Reid and the whole time while it was happening, I was thinking about the pie as I pumped away on her drunken body.”

Steve says he likes how the sponge feels around his penis and how the cake just lies there and takes it. “There’s something very sensual about slaving all day to create this perfect aesthetically pleasing cake, and then smashing it with your cock.”

“I make all the cakes myself, I’d never sleep with some cheap, skanky store bought cake,” concluded Steve who says he likes to bake the cakes while nude using a special type of sugar made from his own semen. “Every time one of my cakes smashes into the face of a fan, I orgasm a little in my heart.”